Thursday, January 15, 2009

A Moment of Silence, Please

...for the passage of Ricardo Montalbán (1920-2009).

(Below) Ricardo Montalbán and Hervé Villechaize starring in "Fantasy Island"




"THE JOY OF SEX"

In case you're not familiar with the book, "The Joy of Sex," it was written in 1972 by Alex Comfort. An updated version of the book is out now. The old title with a subtitle " A Gourmet Guide to Lovemaking" has now been replaced by "The Timeless Guide to Lovemaking." Not nearly as entertaining as gourmet with chapters like Starters, Main Courses and Sauces & Pickles. Hairy men are out too. What's in? A new section on different sexual positions. The author suggests that you set-up a "practice" session before the actual even to make sure no one gets hurt.


I imagine, the book helped people talk about sex in 1972. It's 2009, do we still need help talking about sex?




Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Women know when men are "in the mood"


Hey guys, having trouble expressing your feelings to women? No worries, a new study says women can tell when you're in the mood.
On a subconscious level, when an aroused man sweats, women can smell it. The men in this study were asked to go without deodorant for a few days. The real question is how many women did those guys attract with their natural smell.
Humans did survive a long time with natural body odor. Check out the history of deodorant here.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Dream Job: Island Caretaker








Looking for a dream job... How does swimming, snorkeling and blogging from the Great Barrier Reef for $150,000 sound to you? Specifically, you'd be on Hamilton Island which is generally used for tourism. It's only for 6 months, but as you can imagine, many people want the job.

Think you might be interested, here is how you apply. You may have to try several times as the site it getting more hits than it can handle.

Write the most Google-friendly headline!


Above: "Google whores," as suggested by some readers of Comment Central

Daniel Finkelstein, chief leader writer of The Times of London, has invited readers of his blog, Comment Central, to submit the most "Google-friendly" headline they can think of, stuffing the headline with terms they think might turn up in future searches (a practice he reports is called "Google whoring").

Some sample entries:

Sarah Palin denounces porn flick
Posted by: Ian Leslie 11 Jan 2009 21:31:50

Obama-Britney sex tape shocks Liberal Democrat spring conference
(I'm still working on the end...)
Posted by: Tom Freeman
9 Jan 2009 17:10:07

My own submission:
Obama, Clinton on Pritikin Diet

So how about you? Submit your idea to Daniel!




Monday, January 12, 2009

107-Year-Old Virgin Seeks Husband

"If Wang Guiying took out a personal ad, it could read like this: 107-year-old virgin looking for Mr. Right."



Wang has several candidates to play The Dating Game. How about 113-year-old Tomoji Tanabe. Tanabe does not smoke or drink alcohol, but he does drink a glass of milk in the afternoon.




Maybe 112-year-old Henry William Allingham is more her speed. Allingham apparently attributes his longevity to ‘cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women’.







Very Expensive Books (just in time for Valentine's Day)

Wool you buy that for a dollar?


Christopher Wool
Holzwarth, Hans Werner (ED) Miscellaneous Hardcover + Box, 33 x 44 cm (13 x 17.3 in.), 426 pages, $ 1,000.00 ($2.34 per page) / $814.78 at amazon.com ($1.91 per page)
ISBN: 978-3-8228-0851-1
Multilingual Edition: English, French, German



Jeff Koons
Holzwarth, Hans Werner (ED) Sischy, Ingrid / Schneider, Eckhard / Siegel, Katy Hardcover + Box, 33 x 44 cm (13 x 17.3 in.), 606 pages, $ 4,000.00 ($6.60 per page) / $3,600 at amazon.com ($5.94 per page)
ISBN: 978-3-8228-4944-6
Multilingual Edition: English, French, German



GOAT. Champ's Edition Hardcover + Box, 50 x 50 cm (19.7 x 19.7 in.), 792 pages, $ 15,000.00 ($18.94 per page) / currently unavailable at amazon.com
ISBN: 978-3-8228-3068-0
Edition: English